It Doesn't Feel Like Christmas ...

until I'm home.

I got home yesterday,

and I am starting to feel like it is the Christmas season!

Now it is time to relax with the fam,

wrap presents,

and watch Christmas movies!

On the agenda:

Meet Me in St. Louis,

White Christmas,

Holiday Inn,

Scrooge,

and that one episode of "Saved by the Bell"

where Zach meets a cute girl in the mall

and then finds out that she is homeless and living in her car

with her dad who plays the piano and sings carols

to the gang after they present him with the gift

of a sweater that fashionista Lisa picked out for him.

I am planning on relaxing with the fam,

feeling the Christmas spirit,

and eating my weight in tangerines!

Merry Christmas to all!

As I Was Walking Out Of Target Moments Ago ...

I walked behind a woman wearing yoga pants

with "Hogwarts" written across her behind ...

#1:

WHY would you want the word(s)

Hog and/or Warts

associated with your behind!?!

#2:

I'm pretty sure that is not what J.K.

had in mind when she franchised out

her novels.

Creepy Stalker Christmas Classic ...

Remember how Hall & Oates were stalking me?

Well I thought I would end my Creepy series

with their creepy classic ...

ENJOY!!!!

Creepy Christmas Classics ...

This Christmas Classic was sent to me

by me dear friend Molly.

And let me tell you it's a DOOZIE!

I can't get over the incredible enthusiasm and stage presence!

Thanks Molls for the great find!

Creepy Kwanzaa Classic ...

WARNING:

This song will get in your head and NEVER leave.

But I love the cute little kids dancing.

The weird guy that looks like Whoopi Goldberg in "Ghost" ...

don't so much enjoy watching him. He is definitely adding the creepy element!

Creepy Christmas Classics ...

You're welcome.

(Mom and Pam,

I think we should recreate this and hit the road!)

I'm Not Going To Lie ...

As much as I make fun of the crazies on

Oprah's Favorite Things ...

I would TOTALLY freak out too.