Saturday, May 28, 2011

Just When I Thought I'd Seen It All ...

There are no words to describe my reaction
as I watched this story on the news.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?
Seriously.


Video Courtesy of KSL.com


I mean.
Come.
On.



My favorite is the contestant
who says
"It will be a lot more tiring than with a real horse.".

Ya think?!?!?!?
Oh, man.

There really are no words ...

Friday, May 27, 2011

I Am A Sucker For Last Episodes ...

I always cry.

I can remember the end of "Family Ties" and "The Cosby Show".
Cried.

The last "Boy Meets World".
Bawled.

The final "Lost".
Sobbed.
Then called my mom to talk about it,
and sobbed some more.

The final "Gilmore Girls".
Sent me into the ugly cry.
Serious sobbing.

So this commercial got me teary every time they aired it.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

I Want To Be Friends With Whoever Created This ...

A whole site dedicated to the crazy
sweaters worn by the
Huxtable family.

LOVE IT!!!!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Can We Talk About The Wiggles For A Minute?

This morning on "The Today Show"
Al Roker became a honarary member of The Wiggles.


Can I just say ...

The Wiggles
C-R-E-E-P
me out!!!!!!

I think it is SO disturbing that a group of
middle aged men like to dance
and jump around a stage
singing about hot potatoes
and fruit salad.

SERIOUSLY DISTURBING!!!

I'm just saying.

(The purple one creeps me out the most.
Look at his face above!
It is going to give me nightmares ...)

Thursday, May 19, 2011

This Winter Weather Trying To Pose As Spring ...

is making we wish I was here.

I'm done being cold and wet.

I'm dreaming of
warm sun, toes in the sand,
an ice cold D.C.
and a good book.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Dear Mom and Pam,

She is putting it up for auction on Ebay!!
You should totally go in together
and buy it.
You could share custody!
I know you both love it dearly!

Happy Bidding!

I Saw This Today And It Made Me Giggle ...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I Read Both Of These In The Past 2 Weeks ...


They both were amazing
AND
gripping.

I could not put them down.

You should definitely add them to your reading list!

I Cannot Imagine ...

Oprah is almost over!
I have been watching these last few shows,
and have begun to get a little sad.

The other day she interviewed President Obama and the First Lady.
The First Lady said that what she really missed
was being able to go and walk around Target.

I suddenly felt horrible for her!
How could you live without a nice calming jaunt around
Target?!?!?!?!



Now I know she chose to live her life in the public,
but she OBVIOUSLY did not
think about leaving the beloved Target behind!

Target is always a cure all.
It is a nice get away to go and slowly walk
around the store and admire all the cute merchandise.
I always find those things that
"I-can't-afford-not-to-buy!",
and I always leave with a lot more than
I planned on.

Dear Michelle,

I am really sad for you that you had to break up with Target.
But seriously ...
you have a lot of power.
I bet you could get them to keep the store open for you one night.
Do it!
You totally deserve it.

Sincerely,

A Fellow Target Junkie