Dear Jason Mraz,

Remember how adorable you used to be?

When you looked like this?

And this?

A. Dor. A. Ble.

So,

WHY,

why

are you now rocking

this look?

I was

HORRIFIED

when I turned on the Today show yesterday

to hear you sing your fabulous new song

and saw this!

What are you going for?

A brunette Carrot Top?

90's grunge singer?

I feel like you are a pair of mom jeans,

a turtleneck and a dancing teddy bear vest away

from looking like a 90's mom!

Please cut your hair

and take a shower.

Sincerely,

Can't watch you sing until you

look normal again.