Me And Martha ...

Today was my day off.

I slept in and awoke with that wonderful feeling

that comes when you have a whole

day ahead of you with nothing pressing to do.

Then I started perusing the Internet, and

came across Martha Stewarts calendar

for March 2010.

The list of things she had scheduled for today were:

Order manure

Wax floors and clean area rugs

Clean window treatments

Restock cleaning supplies

Plan Seder menu

So I did what any Martha-lover does ...

I ate breakfast in bed while watching 2 episodes of Lost.

I laid in bed while catching up on blogs.

I showered and let my hair dry in Velcro rollers while watching Bonnie Hunt.

I laid in bed and finished reading "Anne's House of Dreams".

Now, before you go thinking that I am lazy

I did wash my sheets and remake my bed.

I went coupon shopping and got some great deals.

I tried a "natural/non-toxic" (kind of like a science project) trick to

de-clog my shower drain.

I cleaned my bathroom.

I tidied up my bedroom and vacuumed.

Somehow, though, I still feel guilty that I didn't plan my Seder menu.