Thursday, August 28, 2008

I am hoarse ...

from screaming like a 12 year old girl at the Boyz II Men concert!


They were amazing! I was worried that they were going to be old and not the same Boyz I have always loved, but they still got it! I loved their tribute to Motown and all there great dance moves! SO GOOD!

It helped me to relive the sadness of my "best friend"  from middle school Stacy (not her real name, but want to keep her anonymity just in case she stalks my blog) inviting then uninviting me to the Boyz concert when we were in 7th grade. I was so sad because I would sit in my room and sing "End of the Road" to the cute boy Richard (his actual name ... and if he is stalking my blog he needs to call me!) who rode my bus. I have never truly gotten over it, so it was nice to finally see them tonight.

There is something very therapeutic in singing "End of the Road" at the top of your lungs.

And a note to the creepy Italian guy behind me who kept singing in my ear very loudly and very out of tune. When the Boyz sang "I'll Make Love To You" and sang the line about taking off clothes, they didn't mean you. And I (and everyone around me) would have appreciated it if you would have kept yours on. And no I don't want you to give me a back rub creepo!

Shutup!

Thanks to my friend Becky for sharing this. It cracks me up! Really?! Who is going to buy tickets to that?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Dear NBC,

Thanks for having Luke Russert work on the convention. It makes the loss of the white board a little easier to take.

Latest Music Obsession ...

I am loving Jason Mraz.
I am loving this cd. It is pretty much playing constantly in my car. Some great tunes with some beautiful harmonies.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Crazy Work Antics ...

A few hilarious moments from work the past few weeks ...

*A patient came up to me after her appointment and asked me if she could use our restroom to change. I said sure. She went out to her car and brought in a large duffel bag. She was in the restroom for quite awhile. When she came out she was in a renaissance gown, a cape with a sword hilt on her belt and a crown on her head. She smiled at me like everything was normal and said goodbye. (I'm pretty sure she wasn't going to her job at Taco Bell.)

(This made me think that a great gag would be to do this and then walk out in a mascot/character costume, wave and walk out the door. I should write for candid camera!)

*An older woman (who we will call Wanda) came in for a procedure. After the assistant took her back the following conversation took place.
Wanda:  How long is this going to take?

Linds: About and hour and a half to two hours

Wanda: Well in that case, can you sit me up so I can unhook my bra?

Did she not realize she was still in public?!!  Who lied to Wanda?!

Did Anyone Watch The Hills?

Did anyone see Spencer compare his fight with L.C. and her posse to Israel vs. Iran ... Puh-lese!!! Spencer get over yourself! (But, thank you for shaving off that creepy flesh covered beard.)

Monday, August 25, 2008

This Is Not Okay ...

This makes me angry! Movies with talking animals are not appropriate!