Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Crazy Work Antics ...

A few hilarious moments from work the past few weeks ...

*A patient came up to me after her appointment and asked me if she could use our restroom to change. I said sure. She went out to her car and brought in a large duffel bag. She was in the restroom for quite awhile. When she came out she was in a renaissance gown, a cape with a sword hilt on her belt and a crown on her head. She smiled at me like everything was normal and said goodbye. (I'm pretty sure she wasn't going to her job at Taco Bell.)

(This made me think that a great gag would be to do this and then walk out in a mascot/character costume, wave and walk out the door. I should write for candid camera!)

*An older woman (who we will call Wanda) came in for a procedure. After the assistant took her back the following conversation took place.
Wanda:  How long is this going to take?

Linds: About and hour and a half to two hours

Wanda: Well in that case, can you sit me up so I can unhook my bra?

Did she not realize she was still in public?!!  Who lied to Wanda?!

1 comment:

Lindsay said...

Oh ma gash wanda is so crazy. seriously made me laugh so hard when she asked that. at least she didnt ask me to help her unhook it. AHHH