Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Butterfly In The Sky ...

If you are looking for a good book to read ...

pick this one up.
I pretty much ignored my family and read it in 2 days.
I LOVED it!
It will not disappoint you.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Dear Little Man Who Stood Behind Me in Line At Cafe Rio Last Night,

I would like to take this opportunity to
teach you about a little thing I like to call
"Personal Space".
When standing in a line
you need to keep at least a few paces behind the person in front of you.
I didn't enjoy feeling you breathing on my neck.
I didn't like it when you coughed in my hair.
But you spitting on my hand when you were ordering pushed me over the edge.
BACK UP!

Give a little space to those around you.

Sincerely,

Annoyed and Irritated

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Dear Jet Blue,

WHY?!?!
Why did you do this to me?
You quit flying into San Diego?
Now I have to go back to Southwest!
I will miss your plush leather seats,
your yummy snacks,
your individual televisions and cable,
(when I am going to catch up on The Real Housewives of Atlanta?)
and your witty and entertaining flight attendants.
I.
AM.
DEVASTATED.

I am going to go drown my sorrows in
Adam Shankman and the SYTYCD finale,
a BLT like my dad makes,
and a lot of Christmas present wrapping.

I will be awaiting your return.

Sincerely,

Desperately Missing You

It Never Feels Like Christmas To Me ...

until I attend the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Christmas concert.
It is one of my favorite things about this season!

It is always decorated SO beautifully,
and I always want to play "How many poinsettias can you see?"
because seriously there have to be a few thousand.

This year the guest artist was Natalie Cole.
A little sentimental for me since she was the first concert I ever went to,
but I have to say the years have caught up to her.
She didn't sound as good as she once did,
and her face looks like she has had a little too much nipped and tucked.
But she did rock her bejeweled/Swarovski crystal microphone!

My other fav part of the concert is always seeing
the Lights at Temple Square afterwards.
I love bundling up and walking around seeing all of the glorious lights,
the luminaries and the nativities from around the world.
(although I will say the Scandinavian nativity creeped me out a little
because the baby in the manger looked just like Dora the Explorer.
I just knew if I turned it over I would see her backpack!)

It was a great way to kick off the Christmas season!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Lesson Learned Today ...

Don't watch "Extreme Home Makeover"
while trying to put your make up on.

It turns into a wet mascara-y mess.

Just A Thought ...

I was at a thrift store earlier this week with a friend.
She was looking for an ugly sweater, so I decided to go check out the dishes and see of there was anything fun and vintage-y.
As I was standing there looking at everything,
a really creepy guy came and stood next to me.
He was giving off the creepy vibe,
but I stayed there looking at things.
Then I realized that he was standing in front of a huge box full of
KNIVES!!!
They had a large box of knives just kicking it there!
Scenes from every 48 Hours Mystery I've ever watched flew through my mind,
and I left quickly.

So, just a thought ...
probably don't leave a large box of knives in public
where weirdos can have access to them.
I'm just saying.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

I Need To Express My Deepest Gratitude ...

to my

and my

and this

and these
and of course this

for all helping me through the past few
FREEZING
days.
I am very grateful.