Dear Jet Blue,

WHY?!?!

Why did you do this to me?

You quit flying into San Diego?

Now I have to go back to Southwest!

I will miss your plush leather seats,

your yummy snacks,

your individual televisions and cable,

(when I am going to catch up on The Real Housewives of Atlanta?)

and your witty and entertaining flight attendants.

I.

AM.

DEVASTATED.

I am going to go drown my sorrows in

Adam Shankman and the SYTYCD finale,

a BLT like my dad makes,

and a lot of Christmas present wrapping.

I will be awaiting your return.

Sincerely,

Desperately Missing You