This Should Stay On The Down Low...

I am 99.9% sure that Justin Bieber has gone undercover,

and is hiding in Orem.

In fact he is working at Joann's Fabrics.

He talks like a girl

and has changed his name to Noel ...

but I swear it is him!

Or maybe he has a twin sister ...

(I really wanted to tell sweet Noel that she should seriously consider growing her hair out.

Bless her heart.)