Because My Mom Said So ...

Dear Blog,

I had decided to quit you.

I had decided to give up the sauce.

I felt like I had nothing left to say, and I hate to admit it, but I was kind of over you.

But my mother would not hear of it.

She told me I was not allowed.

And I ALWAYS obey my mother.

So you lucked out.

I'm not leaving.

But it might take me awhile to get my groove back.

Sincerely,

Miss