Monday, August 23, 2010

Dear Mandy Moore (the singer, not the choreographer),

I've never really been a fan,
but I owe you a BIG thank you.

A few months ago I saw you on "The Bonnie Hunt Show".
I almost fast forwarded through your segment,
because as I stated earlier
I am not a fan.
But I didn't,
and for that I am REALLY glad.

During the segment you mentioned that you were obsessed with
Gain laundry detergent because of the smell.
I had never used it,
but was intrigued.
The next day while I was at Target
I popped a bottle open and took a whiff.

And I was transported to a magical place.
A place I never want to leave.

I.
LOVE.
THE.
SMELL.
OF.
GAIN.

It is serious heaven.

So thank you Mandy Moore.
I am sincerely appreciative.

So much so,
that I might forget what a jerk you were to
Mia Thermopolis
in "The Princess Diaries".

With Deepest Gratitude,

Can't stop sniffing my laundry

3 comments:

melimba said...

HAAAA HAAA!
literally LOL-ing (gross that I used the acronym). It is late at night, just about to turn off my computer but thought I'd check the "google reader" one last time.

Thank you for writing out "Mia Thermopolis" on your blog tonight.
died laughing. died.

We might have to switch to GAIN. I mean, if it's THAT good...

:)

thank you.
g'night.

Kat said...

lols ! That is what i have to say about your post ! And i think i am going to foloe you and switch to Gain ! lols
ps : " Mia Thermopolis " ... love it !!

Carlile File said...

Melissa! How did I just find this blog? And why are you not in my life more??? I miss you and you appreciating my non-sensical way of looking at life. Why don't you come see me. And ps I have never been a fan of Mandy Moore either but I will have to see if this detergent thing makes me a believer as well. I miss you!

-Love love love you,
The Former Katie Lundell