Thursday, August 26, 2010

Dear Mr. or Ms. Fed Ex Person,

I am sorry.
I apologize.

I am not sure what I am needing to apologize for,
but I figured you must be angry at me for something.

What other reason would keep you from delivering
my copy of "Mockingjay"?

Please forgive me for whatever I did.

Apologetically yours,

Still Waiting For The Copy Of Mockingjay That I Specifically
Pre-Ordered So I Would Have It As Soon As It
Came Out And So I Wouldn't Have to Fight With The Crazies At Barnes & Noble
AND I Seriously Cannot Wait ANY Longer To See Who Katniss Picks

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