Dear Cute Young Married Couple That Sat On The Couch In The Waiting Room At My Work Today,

Listen,

you are an adorable couple.

Really cute together.

I am so glad that you found each other

and that you got married less than 3 months ago.

But, that does not make it okay

to sit on the waiting room couch and make out

for 30 minutes

in front of the children,

and in front of my fish.

No one wants to see that.

Please don't do it again when you come back next week.

Thank you.